Patty was great. Big fat duh there.

Kerrville. Wonderful, magical, glorious, positive Kerrville. I spent five nights and six days in the most beautiful place on earth. *sigh*

After seven hours of ass-numbing driving, Amy and I pulled in behind Codey and Daniel at the gates of the festival. We were greeted by a scruffy-looking, unwashed, and happy boy who promptly smiled and said, ’’Welcome home!’’

He couldn’t have been more right.

There are so many things that I could say about the Kerrville experience, but this server has a limited amount of space so I’ll try to sum up in ten easy points:

1. Ian Moore amazes me every time I see him.
2. The bass player for the Reverend Horton Heat is actually a very shy man.
3. Mooing sounds an awful lot like booing.
4. It’s a good idea to keep all of your clothing and toilet paper above ground level in the tent when there is a storm.
5. Hail hurts when it’s falling from the sky at a million miles an hour.
6. You can never wear enough sunscreen because peeling makes you look like you have leprosy. Eww.
7. Yes, Jackson Browne is playing . . . somewhere else.
8. Everyone should download at least three Ruthie Foster songs to listen to on a rainy day.
9. It’s okay not to shower, shave, wash your hair, or change clothes for five days as long as you’re with others doing the same.
10. Smile; it confuses the FBI.

So, that’s all for now. Until next time, kids. In the meantime, I’ll be slathering aloe on all my burned parts and trying to keep the positivity alive!

Holls

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