Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it's been like six months since I've updated this friggin' thing. But crappy dail-up internet is really just a pretend notion of the internet rather than something that actually helps you keep connected. That's my generic excuse and I'm going to stick with it.

So a lot of stuff's happened since I last talked to you kids. Way too much to hash out in a few short paragraphs. I'll boil it down to this simple statement: Life is more than the shit that happens to you on a daily basis.

I've always tried to treat this little blog section as a place where I write about the things I think are important or interesting. The simple truth is that while life's been spinning out in front of me these past six months, my brain decided to take a little vacation from doing any actual thinking. It's like my gray matter was given a shot of novocaine that's just now beginning to wear off. And I'm discovering that there's a lot of junk that's been hiding out in there, kind of like a big ol' brain stew that's just waiting to be devoured. Or, if you like a more unappetizing metaphor, I'm in need of a brain enema so I can get rid of the useless things in there.

So bear with me, kids, while I go through this menal cleansing. I promise once it's done I'll be back in action, giving you whatfor with my half-brained and self-indulgent theories on life.

Just remember: Go out and fucking DO something with life or else it'll take the opportunity to numb you and then kill you.

Love you all,
Holls

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